For sale Snow Panic Toilet Paper per roll - $10
Did you goto the supermarket today? Disappointed that all the toilet paper is gone due to the impending snow storm. I have a great deal for all you last minute supermarket visitors. Forget the crowds, forget the lines, forget the madness. If you live in Gloucester, Camden, or Salem counties I will personally deliver rolls of toilet paper to your home for the snow special of $10.00 per single roll. WOW! What a deal! You can rest assured you won't be snowed in with no butt paper if you act now. Interested buyers act in the next 30 minutes and we will include for free a single dryer sheet so you can have a fresh finish. Hurry while supplies last. I am not full of crap, this is a legitimate offer.I cracked up laughing. I don't think I have seen anything so funny in a long time! I wonder how many people took him up on it!!
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